And Now for Something Completely Different…

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(In honor of having to grade final portfolios and with my apologies to both Dr. Suess and the writers of Johnny Bravo.)

I‘ll be damned

Damned I am

Maybe I’ll start giving final exams!
Next time I’ll teach with a battering ram.
I do not like this writing, no ma’am!

Do you like
these papers and writing?
I do not like them, where is the citing?
I do not like
these papers and writing.

Would you like them
here or there?

I would not like them
here or there.
I would not like them anywhere.

I do not like
these papers and writing.
I do not like them, for there is no citing.

Would you like them in a house?
Would you like them with a mouse?

Sam and fox in box

I do not like them
in my house.
I do not like them
with a mouse.
I do not like them
here or there.
I do not like them
anywhere.
I did not like them once before.
I do not like them,
anymore.

Would you put them
in a box?
Would you feed them
to a fox?

Not in a box.
Not to a fox.
Even if that fox was Courtney Cox (sorry, Johnny Bravo!).
A’s and B’s?  Bitches, please.
I would not read them
here or there.
I would not read them anywhere.
If I must keep sitting here,
Somebody better bring me a beer.

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